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Screaming Chaos

By Posted on 2 min read 980 views

That’s what I’ve got to look forward to over the next 48 hours. We’re babysitting Holly’s cousin’s four children. They’re all under five and two of them are babies. It’s a bit like going to war. Our weapons are toys and activities. We have to distract the enemy so that they don’t …

Would you rather love or be in love?

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For me they’re very different things. When you’re in love you’re irrational. You can’t see anybody else except that person, it’s urgent, passionate and bordering on obsessive. But it never lasts. It’s impossible. It’s like cooking on a high heat. If you leave it on the heat for too long it burns …

Why I’m doing what nobody else dares to…

By Posted on 3 min read 952 views

The email that I sent Saturday evening ranks as the lowest opened email I’ve had in years. Just 2.6% of people opened it. That’s partly due to my subject line which works really well in some markets, but obviously not for you guys! Anyhoo… That’s besides the point. For those of you …

Yes… I Will Unsubscribe You From My List

By Posted on 3 min read 1004 views

This post is kinda like a service notification, but far more entertaining. Starting from Monday I’m going to be unsubscribing people from my email list. In fact I’m going to do more than that, I’m going to be unsubscribing people and blocking them from re-joining for 90 days. I bet you’ve never …